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Nicht mehr ganz aktuell, aber zu gut um es nicht zu posten.

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[ 07:42:54 ] <+e~RangerJah> hey guys, any suggestions for first dates?
[ 07:43:29 ] <e~GutShot> keep it under $40
[ 07:43:31 ] <inFECT> dont talk about poker
[ 07:43:57 ] <e~Rienzilla> cheers from vegas
[ 07:44:06 ] <+e~RangerJah> infect if i did, id probobly look too smart cuz id start talking about odds and shit
[ 07:44:11 ] <+e~RangerJah> shed cream herself and want me for life
[ 07:44:28 ] <inFECT> yeah... dream on
[ 07:44:31 ] <e~Rienzilla> hahaha
[ 07:44:45 ] <e~GutShot> ranger: if you are going out to eat
[ 07:44:46 ] <e~Rienzilla> dont split the bill
[ 07:44:52 ] <e~GutShot> eat first before dinner
[ 07:45:00 ] <e~GutShot> so you don't have to order a lot of food
[ 07:45:15 ] <e~GutShot> that means she won't order a lot of food
[ 07:45:22 ] <e~GutShot> women won't order more food than her date
[ 07:45:43 ] <e~GutShot> try to keep it under for $40. $0 is optimal. getting her to pay is the best
[ 07:45:50 ] <inFECT> and keep ordering alcohol for her
[ 07:45:55 ] <e~GutShot> better yet
[ 07:45:57 ] <e~GutShot> screw dinner
[ 07:46:03 ] <e~GutShot> ask her what time she's having dinner
[ 07:46:08 ] <e~GutShot> tell her you'll pick her up after dinner
[ 07:46:11 ] <e~GutShot> go straight to the bar
[ 07:46:14 ] <e~GutShot> get her hammer up
[ 07:46:22 ] <inFECT> yeah, thats even better.
[ 07:46:32 ] <e~GutShot> and your implied odds of getting laid are like 10 to 1
[ 07:46:38 ] <e~GutShot> hahah
[ 07:47:02 ] <e~GutShot> Sorry, I'm a student of Tom Leykis
[ 07:47:21 ] <e~GutShot> i used to be a stupid wuss who spent a lot of money on chicks.
[ 07:47:51 ] <e~GutShot> If a chick doesn't put out by the 3rd date. No amount of dinners, gifts, etc. will get her to sleep with you
[ 07:48:02 ] <e~GutShot> so after the 3rd date. she doesn't put out. you DTB and move on
[ 07:48:38 ] <inFECT> ranger, listen to that guy. he is absolutly right
[ 07:48:42 ] <e~GutShot> you have much to learn Ranger
[ 07:49:25 ] <e~GutShot> Last girl i dated. We went to lunch instead of dinner for the first date to keep it under $40
[ 07:49:38 ] <e~GutShot> 2nd date. instead of dinner, i got her liquored up
[ 07:49:44 ] <e~GutShot> went back to her place and she put out
[ 07:49:52 ] <e~GutShot> Thank you Leykis
[ 07:52:31 ] <e~cmaker> wow

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Watch this... David Blaine Streetmagic. It's kinda old, but absolutly great.

The best part is the sceptic Cop at the end.

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